Were you aware of it? vol. 34: Explosive Double Feature

"About 75 bystanders, most of them residents who had found the whale to be an object of curiosity before they tired of its smell, were moved back a quarter of a mile away. The sand dunes there were covered with spectators and land-lubber newsmen shortly to become land-blubber newsmen, for the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

I admit I derive a childlike glee from the mental image of serious-minded city council men being smacked in the face by fast-moving slabs of rotting whale flesh despite their confidence that 20 cases of dynamite would disintegrate it mid-air. Similarly amusing is the though of filing an insurance claim for a car totaled by the impact of a rotting whale meat-eor.



"Barbara, I've never seen a uh haha a bomb scare quite like this. I mean it's literally a fully clothed bomb expert and a bomb robot with a stuffed animal."

Jezebel puts it best:
Police Save Kids From Stuffed Pony-Terrorist